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after failing at mormonism the banana

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twins become truck drivers to deliver

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goods and services

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i want to try to make my way out there

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towards us so we can at least if we only

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can find one truck that's great

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that's fine we can work yo

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you're just in a chrome audi yeah it was

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a nice car i got a badass truck i got a

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badass truck that's where i'm going

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bro

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you getting the truck

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yeah dude i got a big ass we're looking

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for uh

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18

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wheelers we're starting now

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[\h__\h] we're starting a convoy

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i got you i thought you guys were going

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mudding or something [\h__\h] i was like

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bruh now we got this [\h__\h] truck

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now a couple truck drivers uh we got a

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big load the hall all around los santos

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up into the hills back down around we

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are doing

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and we need a couple of 18 wheelers that

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let's do this [\h__\h]

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hey you're not part of our convoy

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we'll help you get a truck we'll help

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you get a truck get a big rig yeah we'll

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help you get a truck definitely

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all right

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you just try to hit that that lonely

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tuck truck driver it's probably high on

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all right

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we are looking for some additional truck

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drivers to help us haul loads across los

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santos

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we're going to be uh starting downtown

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hauling away out the desert the airstrip

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coming right back

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trying to get too many smokies on our

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tail

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now when i change the music from the car

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do you hear it in first person

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no i don't i don't hear uh well actually

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what do you got playing oh you got the

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yeah i think i hear it yeah you're

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you're gonna mark off uh we gotta go i

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have a good idea we can get some uh some

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rigs um

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probably the docks yeah exactly get

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i got some maritime buddies down there

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and uh

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they got some uh some some good loads

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the old one-two master key

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all right

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although i think we might have some

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i think johnny and the the german are

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battling it out uh let's get out of here

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let's go up north breakupbreaker

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go ahead a couple of fat [\h__\h] behind

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me trying to keep going underneath this

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plane at what time all right well hey

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all right clown baby get us out of here

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there's uh there's no cargo for us to

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haul down here we gotta go up north

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we have to commandeer ourselves some

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cargo two hall to make some money to

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a couple box trucks

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we have to get some box trucks so be it

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we can find a couple of those uh along

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uh the way oh

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he's killed two hard working truckers

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i'm sick and tired of all this trucker

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got the green ranger up in here what's

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you want to haul some loads with us

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come on

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all right well hey

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it ain't for everybody truck driving is

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i saw a box truck around the corner out

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here uh

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let's go ahead and uh

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go ahead and commandeer that vehicle oh

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i think i saw it down this way

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head to south

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and uh

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all right

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what are we holding today or home piss

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wiser all right

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what is he doing he's trying to box me

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in why are you trying to box in my truck

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we're holding piss wiser my friend

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hey there's a box truck truck up here uh

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clown baby won't you go ahead and get in

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that uh

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yeah let's take it down that's e cola

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all right there we go

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you jumped out prematurely that's fine

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i'm

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over uh

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some super frat boys that need some

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mixers and some piss wasser

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all right we're gonna go through

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downtown and uh hit the beach the

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driver's trying to fight me

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we'll kick his ass you're a truck driver

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just brand just um we're good we got to

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let's move we're going to the coast

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go to the coast

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are you behind me

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yep all right we got we got our first

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convoy going

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oh yeah

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it's about time

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all right

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hanging uh hanging around right here i'm

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gonna be going through downtown a little

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pretty apprehensive about driving this

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uh piss roger load through the ghetto

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but hey you know what we'll be good we

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just we just don't stop don't stop two

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box trucks and two bugattis yeah

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well i really appreciate the people

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all right here we go

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you will hung up

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but thankfully you can give me a star

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all right i'm waiting for you waiting

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how far back are you absolutely

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oh green rangers with us in the box

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oh wait i'll wait for you guys i'm at

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the uh the train crossing oh hey there

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we go yeah we're going this way follow

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all right

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oh it's always nice to go out trucking

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with a bunch of friends

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hauling some good loads to people here

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all right don't ever stop there we go

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come on man get out of my way

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all right

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here we go

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hey look there's a ups truck over here

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probably got some good packages in there

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hold on wait up there clown baby

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i think he's getting that the ups truck

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all right we got we got four back box

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hey join the comp we're going north

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get out of the way

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we're taking a right we're taking a hard

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right right here guys

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whatever everybody cops

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are you guys right behind me come on

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oh there we go

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all right there we go

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all right

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picked up some police picked up a few

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police all right

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hey watch your language

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i didn't swear i'm not like that

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all right we're taking the left here

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back in business

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in a convoy

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we got the four trucks uh hauling heavy

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loads uh be on the lookout we cannot

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slow down could use some assistance over

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he says

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am i a cop no we're uh we're a bunch of

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truckers i'm over

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yeah

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all right oh dance

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was getting a little jammed up back

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there

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what's going on you guys all right

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yeah

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i think we lost the truck

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smokey took him from us oh damn

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all right

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god damn look at these houses i wish i

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could buy one of these houses but i'm

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just a goddamn truck driver

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we own our own company one day i own

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hey stop stop crushing my dreams

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all right we're going to be uh coming

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around this band

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and then once we hit the coast we're

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bush why don't you get yourself a box

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yeah come on stop ruining my load

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all right we're gonna hit this highway

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over here

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headed north

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i think i made a tactical error actually

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follow me it's fine it's all good we can

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make it

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we're going to take a little bit of a

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for people in this convoy someone's

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whatever gets the job done

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can i join in with these guys

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oh yes oh he needs a truck

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get yourself a box truck and join up

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i i uh i'm having trouble uh steering i

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keeps plenty of trucks

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god damn it retro bush

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i think he's shooting at my tires he's

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trying to prevent this convoy from

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i i have uh

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it's gonna take more than that stop this

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load from going down come on

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listen thirsty hillbillies that need the

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how you doing up there clown baby

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holding in

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over

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god damn it

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just trying to ruin this convoy

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you don't have to rage

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i'm barely hanging in there

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i think uh clown baby's leading the way

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actually the guy in passive mode is

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catching

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hey what's up dude hey right next to you

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hold on cola

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hey watch your box truck come on

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hey green ranger's still with us

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this guy's [\h__\h] yep we're gonna do a

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we're not going to let no crappy [\h__\h]

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lamborghini want to be to squeeze us out

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do you want to blow them to bits

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well hey if you're uh come on do the

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dirty work god bless you oh my god we

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just i just accidentally ran over a guy

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some kid

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keep holding

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around

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the explosions

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oh my gosh keep moving

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hey we missed the military base we gotta

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oh jesus come on good luck in the

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military

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oh we gotta we gotta stand in order

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we're delivering food to the troops we

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have a standing order with them they'll

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let us right in

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oh my god this is gonna be

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you're tired

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me

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a gun

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we're hauling beer

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oh dear from the troops they're gonna

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let me in watch i'm gonna pull up just

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go with green ranger i'm pulling up to

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[\h__\h]

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they're not letting us in back off i got

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some guns in my car

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i know this is a bad load this is a bad

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a big bush stuck can anyone help me

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i'm one are you getting that cargo bomb

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for us or not you just [\h__\h] around

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hey

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look at this have you seen this tunnel

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this looks like [\h__\h] independence day

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this tunnel looks like my

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ex-girlfriend's [\h__\h] it's all clogged

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up it's all wrecked

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it's all horrible it looks awful in here

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get out the plane

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movie the tunnel

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this is it

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you want to fly this [\h__\h]

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pardon my language you have to intercept

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yeah gotta do this [\h__\h] up right

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all right you know where the

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pistolizer's at it's crossed away i'll

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oh i see a box truck down there you see

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down there to the left

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it's a cola truck you're absolutely

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but if we go down now we could uh what's

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hey there's a box truck right there

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let's grab this cola truck yeah let's go

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snagged it up

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oh my god it's on fire

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i think it's

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all

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right uh i think there's a piss water

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down there here you see that actually

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go ahead and see if we can snag that

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up all right

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here we go

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coming in nice and easy

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oh no

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a little bit too far back from this

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[\h__\h]

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oh we got one coming right at us again

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gps

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we have to get ahead of this thing

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let it come to us

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there we go some beer

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nice all right

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perfect

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get some altitude before we try to do

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all right i'll mark off the military

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base on the map

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we can go ahead and uh

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go ahead and get this to the good people

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all right

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um i think it's somewhere

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really dips when she's a

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box truck when you're on a heavy load

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i don't know where the military base is

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you might have to mark that off i don't

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whatever you do do not lose this load

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we're going down heavy and fast

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pull up

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that's i was trying to mark it in the

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map mike it's here i'll just go by and

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i'll see the market myself god damn it

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this is a disaster

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greatest marks

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god damn it i'm a horrible navigator

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hey there's a there's a box truck down

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there right down there at the cross

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wagon looks like a bit of a fight broke

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out down there getting painted

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oh [\h__\h] burgers

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oh god damn it who killed us